A legitimate entry

Alan tried sneaking into Wakey Fullow today. He disguised himself as a tree...or at least that's what he wanted to think. Really, he just had a sign taped to his chest that said "I'm a tree." The guards at Wakey Fullow's gate caught Alan before he ever got in. Two Chao took bats and chased him away while a third guard came and warned me. I immediately told Gorbacha and he raised Wakey Fullow's terror warning to "orange," which means diddly squat, but it keeps dozens of stupid ass Chao happy.

Unfortunately, only one Chao that that was chasing Alan returned. Apparently, Alan's fight response kicked in and he lunged at the Chao, tongue extended and moaning loudly. Clancy, the Chao that didn't make it back, got caught in a puddle of drool and told Joe-Cup, the other guard, to run. Clancy was a good enough distraction, I suppose. He will keep Alan busy for a while. And Clancy is resourceful...he will probably escape from Alan. I mean, all the Chao in Wakey Fullow have either encounted and escaped Alan or an Alan-esque person. I'm not worried...

::pause for barfing::

So, Wakey Fullow survived a close Alan encounter, the first one in months. Gorbacha's imaginary counter-terror system seems to be working. All we have to do is keep the Chao civilians happy and make them believe everything is ok. The news isn't helping, what with it's desire to spread truth to the huddled masses. But I put my trust in Gorbacha, even though I would have made a much better leader of Wakey Fullow.